Justin Timberlake’s music is porn though *faints*

markwebbergivesmewings:

Okay Gavin is selling somes shoes.
You can buy them here
But jfc look what he wrote in the ebay add.

Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes fit for an apache chief, but which your mother would also approve of as sensible? Well, this stunning pair of leather moccasins is clearly the pair for you. Nestled in a box which itself evokes all the ancient mysticism of Native American tribes, these smart but stylish shoes will provide you with comfort in any situation. ‘Hey, who’s that guy in the real leather, effortlessly fashionable moccasins with the durable soles and breathable interior?!’ They’ll say, ‘I wanna get to know him!’ 

These two tone shoes exhibit clashing black and cognac leather exteriors, guaranteed to set off any outfit with their chunky-soled charm. All topped off with a hearty, German seal of approval, how can you possibly resist ‘that moccasin feel?’

Despite their obvious, sartorial superiority, this glorious example of footwear has never been worn. Due to lack of occasion befitting their magnificence one can only assume. However, as if the shoes need further allure, they have spent the last 2 years dwelling under the desk of Gavin Ward in the engineering department of Red Bull F1 team. If these shoes could talk, the stories they would spin.*

Although Gavin never wore these shoes, his soft Canadian hands have held them and he is officially the previous owner. 

*the shoes cannot talk. But if they did, I like to think they would sound like the lovechild of Kocoum from Pocahontas and Sebastian Vettel.

Adam Cooper @adamcooperf1

addictedtoseb:

#F1 Texas Governor Rick Perry went up to Christian Horner, looked at his shirt, and said ‘Nice to meet you Pepe.’ As in Pepe Jeans…

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